A Few Condum Sloguns

[slinggalin]

Cover your stump before you hump.

Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

Don`t be silly, protect your willy.

When in doubt, shroud your sprout.

Don`t be a loner, cover your boner.

You can`t go wrong if you shield your dong.

If you`re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

If you think she`s spunky, cover your monkey.

If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

She won`t get sick if you wrap your ****.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

While you`re undressing Venus, dress up that penis.

When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.

Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

Don`t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

The right selection! Protect your erection!

Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

A crank with armor will never harm her.

If you really love her, wear a cover.

Don`t make a mistake, muzzle your snake.

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

If you can`t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

No glove, no love!

[LivinLOS]

How did the dairy queen get pregnant ??
The burger king forgot to wrap his whopper..

[Dodger]

One for Vinster

Make sure you smother your big ol brother

One for Tin tin

make sure you check on your little lethal weapon

One for Mav

before you go down on her crack, makes sure your jugs are pinned back

One for Alfie

If you don't like the taste of soup, keep out of his poop

One for Denver

If his name ain't Bob, keep a coat on your kn0b

One for IJ

If it don't moan when you stab it, then its probably a dead rabbit


Enough must stop before I get into trouble and feeling charitable to other BM's not mentioned cos its Christmas.

[slinggalin]

Originally Posted by Dodger

One for Vinster

Make sure you smother your big ol brother

One for Tin tin

make sure you check on your little lethal weapon

One for Mav

before you go down on her crack, makes sure your jugs are pinned back

One for Alfie

If you don't like the taste of soup, keep out of his poop

One for Denver

If his name ain't Bob, keep a coat on your kn0b

One for IJ

If it don't moan when you stab it, then its probably a dead rabbit


Enough must stop before I get into trouble and feeling charitable to other BM's not mentioned cos its Christmas.

555555

Awesome spur of the moment stuff

[slinggalin]

Originally Posted by LivinLOS

How did the dairy queen get pregnant ??
The burger king forgot to wrap his whopper..

good one