The Pope in court.

[mikegb]

One day a man has to appear in court on a motoring charge. He was doing 45mph in a 30mph speed zone. His solicitor tells him that there is one case before him, and they can go into the court and listen to it.

When the man enters the court, he sees the Pope standing in the dock and the charges are being read against him.

"You are charged with indecently assaulting 15 choirboys over a 2 year period. How do you plead?"

"Guilty" said the Pope.

The judge passed sentence on the Pope.

"In this most serious offence, I give you punishment of a £5 fine, and 2 hours service to the community. Dismissed. Next case please".

The man on the motoring charges feels very excited inside. Here is the Pope, having interfered with small boys, getting a very light sentence. It should be even better for him.

The charges are read to the man.

"How do you plead?"

"Guilty your honour" replied the man.

"Ok. The courts take a very dim view of your actions. You have endangered lives and we will NOT tolerate this kind of behaviour! I sentence you to a £2000 fine, banned from driving for 1 year, and a 2 month jail sentence."

The man cannot believe it!!!!

"You must be joking!" shouted the man. "I only went a little bit too fast and you have been really harsh with me. THAT dirty bsatard over THERE was shagging little boys and nothing has happened to him!"

The judge replied -

"I heard those choirboys singing. They NEEDED fcuking !!!"