Don't speed in the old age home

[senor123]

Don’t speed in the old age home.

The old lady got into her wheel chair and opened the door to her room.
She looked down the corridor, no-one in sight.
She burst out of her room and down the corridor.
All of a sudden there was an old man standing in the corridor.
He put his hand up and asked the old lady to stop.
“Do you have registration for your vehicle?” he asked.
“Sure do” replied the old lady and pulled out a beer coaster from her handbag.
“OK, on your way” said the old man.
The old lady starts to get up a bit of speed when she is stopped again.
“License please!” says the next old man.
The old lady pulls out a napkin from her handbag and shows it to the man.
“OK, on your way” he says.
This time the old lady decides to floor the wheelchair.
She screams around a corner and suddenly an old man leaps out of his room with just an overcoat on..
He jumps in front of the old lady and opens his overcoat.
He has nothing on underneath.
“Oh no!!!!!” says the old lady,
“NOT THE BREATHALISER AGAIN!!!!!!!!”