More sheep...

[ratz]

A farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial
insemination.

The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting
to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep
are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie
down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination
means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into
his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all,
brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at
the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that
the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives
them out to the woods, bangs each of them twice for good measure, brings
them back, and goes to bed exhausted. Next morning, he wakes to find the
sheep still just standing round. "Try again," he tells himself, and proceeds
to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging
the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next
morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the
window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the
grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is
beeping the horn."

[dawsey]

Yeah, a funny joke . Posted here a couple of years ago too

Any chance of putting all your jokes into one thread?

[IRISH JONNY]

Was The Farmer Gezzer?????????????ij

[ratz]

Any chance of putting all your jokes into one thread?

sure! ... thats my lot for the moment anyway ... will search some text form any I post in future to ensure I'm not doubling up!!!