More Bedroom Golf

[unruly]

A newlywed couple was about to consummate their marriage when the bride interrupted and said, “I must confess, I am not a virgin. I’ve had sex one time before.” To which the groom replied, “That’s not so uncommon in today’s world. It’s perfectly fine.” The husband thought for a moment and asked, “So, if you don’t mind telling, who was it?” The bride said, “Tiger Woods.” The groom said, “THE Tiger Woods, the pro golfer?” The bride said, “Yes.” After they made passionate love, the groom got out of bed, went and picked up the phone and asked his beaming bride, “I’m ordering something from room service, are you hungry, do you want anything?” The bride replied, “Tiger Woods wouldn’t do that. He would come back to bed and make love to me again.” The groom obliged and returned to outdo himself from their first session. Once finished, the groom again went to the phone and asked his bride, “Now, I’m really ordering something from room service this time, are you hungry?” The bride replied, “Tiger wouldn’t do that. He would come back to bed once again and make love to me.” The groom again returned to the bed and made love to his bride. Afterwards, he got up and went to the phone. The bride asked, “Are you calling room service now?”. The husband said, no, I’m calling Tiger Woods to see what par is for this hole!”