prison break

[IRISH JONNY]

> A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
> >
> >He breaks into a house to look for money and guns Inside, he finds a
> >young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
> >chair.
> >
> >While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict kisses her
> >neck, then goes into the bathroom.
> >
> >While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife; "Listen, this
> >guy is an escaped convict.
> >
> >Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and
> >hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
> >wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.
> >Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
> >obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both! Be
> >strong
> >honey I love you."
> >His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
> >my ear.
> >He told me he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we had any
> >Vaseline."
> >"I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."
>

[ub2yoo]

Absolutely brilliant 555

[Spector]

IJ..wonderful.....loved it...555555..

[keith67]

Funny as......55555555

[cybernator_uk]

PMSL...... I'll have to remember that one.

[MrDK]

Good one IJ.
... but was he wearing a striped shirt! (saw one of 'em on the MTB cam today.

[Halley G]

brilliant 55555555555555

[irim]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

> A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
> >
> >He breaks into a house to look for money and guns Inside, he finds a
> >young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a
> >chair.
> >
> >While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict kisses her
> >neck, then goes into the bathroom.
> >
> >While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife; "Listen, this
> >guy is an escaped convict.
> >
> >Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and
> >hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
> >wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.
> >Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
> >obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both! Be
> >strong
> >honey I love you."
> >His wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
> >my ear.
> >He told me he's gay, thinks you're cute and asked if we had any
> >Vaseline."
> >"I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too."
>

very good lol 555