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Old 30-06-2007, 19:52
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Beware - new scam

A new scam is going on at car parks all round Patong. 2 gorgeous girls in skimpy tops and shorts wash your windscreen for you and when they're asked how much you owe them, they simply say "just drop us off at the nearest car park". While you're driving them to the next stop, they start having sex in the back of your car, then one of them climbs in the front and performs oral sex on you while the other steals your wallet
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I had mine stolen on June 16th; 17th; 18th and 19th; twice on the 20th; 21st and 22nd!
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Old 30-06-2007, 19:54
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55555 And don't forget to add...........and probably on July 2nd as well.

This joke is doing the rounds by SMS in the UK currently.
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heard it before, brilliant though 5555555555
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look guys , this isn't funny !
imagine you have an empty wallet! [as i do ]
these girls take your virginhood instead! as i have heard!
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I had mine stolen on June 16th; 17th; 18th and 19th; twice on the 20th; 21st and 22nd!

Some people never learn......55555.....
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Old 01-07-2007, 09:20
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Leaving for LOS in less than 2 weeks, I'll make sure to pack extra wallets
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