[ Phuket Info | Thailand Hotels | Phuket Diving | Phuket Nightlife | Phuket Classifieds | Phuket Links ]
PHUKET-INFO.COM Forums Mai Thai Bar Phuket

Go Back   PHUKET-INFO.COM Forums > Off Topic Forums > Jokes & Fun

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #1  
Old 12-07-2007, 23:56
keith67's Avatar
keith67 keith67 is offline
Registered User [13218]
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Phuket
Age: 40
Posts: 922
Nursing Home

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up.

Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.

"So Mum, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"

"It's really nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
__________________
the best thing to come from England is a 747 heading for LOS.........
Reply With Quote
Guest Info

+:+:+ Forum Headquarter +:+:+
Mai Thai Bar
If you look for a hotel - Book hotel here
Register and become a member and you will not see this box.

  #2  
Old 17-07-2007, 23:04
keith67's Avatar
keith67 keith67 is offline
Registered User [13218]
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Phuket
Age: 40
Posts: 922
An English girl asks her father..."can you get pregnant by having ana1 sex? Her father replied....."of course you can darling where do you think australian people come from"
__________________
the best thing to come from England is a 747 heading for LOS.........
Reply With Quote

Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +7. The time now is 12:35.


 
Hotel Guide

Services

Summer Breeze Hotel Thai Visa Express - Immigration consultants Phuket smart homes, home cinema, lighting controllers
Powered by vBulletin Version 3.6.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0 RC3 © 2006, Crawlability, Inc.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33