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Any Welsh here?
A Welshman was walking through a field when he spots a man scooping water with his hand from a pool, and drinking it.
The Welshman shouts out "Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr !" (Don't drink the water, its full of cowshit!)
The man shouts back, "Speak English, I can't understand a word you are saying"
The Welshman shouts back, "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Granddad
Not screaming in fear like his passengers
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