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Old 24-07-2007, 03:11
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A Welshman was walking through a field when he spots a man scooping water with his hand from a pool, and drinking it.
The Welshman shouts out "Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr !" (Don't drink the water, its full of cowshit!)

The man shouts back, "Speak English, I can't understand a word you are saying"

The Welshman shouts back, "Use both hands, you'll get more in"
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A Welshman was walking through a field when he spots a man scooping water with his hand from a pool, and drinking it.
The Welshman shouts out "Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr !" (Don't drink the water, its full of cowshit!)

The man shouts back, "Speak English, I can't understand a word you are saying"

The Welshman shouts back, "Use both hands, you'll get more in"

As if we would

I'll send it round work tomorrow Roger.
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A Welshman was walking through a field when he spots a man scooping water with his hand from a pool, and drinking it.
The Welshman shouts out "Paid a yfed y dwr mae'r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr !" (Don't drink the water, its full of cowshit!)

The man shouts back, "Speak English, I can't understand a word you are saying"

The Welshman shouts back, "Use both hands, you'll get more in"

5555 thats good.
....we have the same joke here in Munich for the others from the north of Germany....
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