why men die first

[steve w]

just a copy jobby from somewheres else,innit.

Men Die First for a Reason

Do you know how tough it is being a man...?

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If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
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If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
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If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
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If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
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If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
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If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
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If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
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If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
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If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert.
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If you don't, you're gay.
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If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
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If you don't, you're unromantic.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
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If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
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If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
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If you don't, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.
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If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
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If you want it Too often, you're oversexed.
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If you don't, there must be someone else.


NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!

THEY WANT TO!!