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06-09-2007, 16:02
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Baldy Party
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel. Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your #rse and go as a toffee apple!
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07-09-2007, 01:53
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well Mav, at least these costumes are better than the one that Alfie saw you in on Valenines Day!
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07-09-2007, 13:29
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No worries DB ... dont think he'll make it to Phuket although I'm informed he's been on a extreme high protein diet!!!
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07-09-2007, 13:48
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Apparently the answer is yes DB .....
A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other ingredients include: Fructose sugar Water Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C) Citric acid Enzymes Protein Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers (bases) Zinc Can swallowing semen enrich a poor diet? Unless you're gulping gallons of it each day, it's no substitute for real nutritious cuisine. (Bad news for Alfie).
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07-09-2007, 13:52
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fcuking hell DB.. Are you doing these personally.. Your a talent if you are !!! I saw the other HHH one and thought I wonder where he found such a appropriate cartoon to pinch and redo the text.. Those are superb !!!
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07-09-2007, 14:04
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I wish LiL! This one is a cartoon of an Australian politician, ex-leader of Midnight Oil. The other one was an Oliphant cartoon on the FBI and J Edgar. Whenever I see one with potential I just file it away and wait for the moment.
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07-09-2007, 14:29
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I thought a Gin Chizzer was some kind of "in" cocktail. Trust you to come up with some other sort of explanation K2.
BTW, I don't really care to know the composition and make up of something I'm never likely to have in MY mouth - I hire females to move it from the bedroom to the bathroom, and I don't really care how they go about it.
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07-09-2007, 15:05
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OK Just saw that as too perfect a image for Jas to be anything less than custom.. Good spot. Also was thinking theres some Patong faces on the wall at FT's and put 2 and 2 together to make 5..
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07-09-2007, 18:04
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Not as much as the daft pr1ck who thought Gin Chizzers were cocktails 5555555
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07-09-2007, 18:05
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As the Bash the Hash movement is now in disarray - Oct 6th will now be re-designated Baldy Day - pity Mav will be gone before the big day, but sure baldy BM's everywhere will take a shine to the occasion!
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07-09-2007, 18:07
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Feck off u gay ice squatting poofroid. BASH THE HASH DAY stays put ! 
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07-09-2007, 19:47
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I thought they were only sold in the best establishments..
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07-09-2007, 19:51
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Alfie told me Bono was ordering some the other night and was getting puzzled looks from the waiting staff 
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08-09-2007, 03:55
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I,m leaving on the 5th of October!!
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08-09-2007, 04:32
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You really are thick Kev; the Bash the Hash is in anything but disarray. Rename October 6 how you will, it remains firmly fixed in the calendar as International Bash the Hash day. We have a huge programme of fun events planned for the day - it's just too bad you won't be allowed to participate. Check out this billboard we are trialling in the States:
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08-09-2007, 05:57
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Same same ingredients in Slim fast shakes.....hmmmm Any more stuff and she'd have to chew before she swallowed
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08-09-2007, 11:02
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Mav - gone home (still he can organise a Melbourne Baldy Day and his g/f can knock up some Kung Pow Chicken) Alfie - BKK Mesh organising a special Baldy Bash Run at Guess Bar Easyrider - gone home (he's shaved his goatie - maybe a head shave for the big BB Day) Sammy - pity your going home 5th - guess pasta is off the menu now. Crusty - safely back in the Emerald Isle. Gollum is organising a HJH3 (Welcome back Gollum). Looks like you'll be all alone DB - as usual - and n |