Dauther And Dad

[africanw]

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party.


The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party
alone.


He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for
his
good-time to be spoiled by not going.


So he took his costume and away he went.


The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain
and
as it was still early, decided to go to the party.


As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would
have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with
him.


So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping
a
little feel here and a little kiss there.


His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left
his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.


She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband.



After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her
ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat.


Just before unmasking midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he
would
make up for his outrageous behaviour.


She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time
he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time
when
you're not there."


Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I
never
even danced one dance.


When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went
into the spare room and played poker all evening."


"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
all
night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.


To which the husband replied,


"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time
of
his
life."