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Old 08-02-2008, 06:11
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Banking crisis

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its Branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
There is also concern over the fate of Kimono Bank which, it is believed, has been hung out to dry, whilst Ming Bank fear this to be the end of a dynasty.
However; and on a positive note, Rickshaw Bank say they have put wheels in motion to prevent the situation completely running away with them.
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:50
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LOL.. I got as far as Kamikaze before realizing !!
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LOL.. I got as far as Kamikaze before realizing !!

Come on LiL you didn't really think there was a "Karaoke Bank"....... did you
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Only 3rd coffee... Its early..

Plus I sorta skim read.. Those are my excuses and I am sticking to em..
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i was starting to think your coffee machine was on the blink again !!!!

and you're right it is early......ish
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I got as far as Karaoke Bank...
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Hmmm....Origami,folding paper,that was enough for me.

Good one Nige,
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World Oragami Championships are on TV tonight.


On paper view
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Good one. Well done
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