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25-02-2008, 16:19
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Aussie culture shock!!
An older Chinese man decides to move to Australia. He buys a small piece of land near to Mt Isa.
A few days after moving in the friendly Aussie neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region, so he goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt what he thinks is a "Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day. The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another "Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day. A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the Chinese man leading a bull down the drive-way, pause, and then put his head next to the bull's bum. The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says "Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese culture? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood, and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass, and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's bum, it could just about shit on you." The Chinese man is very taken back and says "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I doing, these Australian Culture." "Hell no, mate" says the Aussie, "That's not Australian!" "Yes. Man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese man, "He say to become true Australian, I learn chase chicks, drink piss, and listen to bull-shit."
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25-02-2008, 21:34
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Aussie and culture in the same line.. Dont see that every day !!
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26-02-2008, 09:42
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Is that what they call an oxymoron ?......or just a galah ? Ps...l told this joke to a Chinese girl in the office....she doesn't understand it.....but that's ok, coz she has an awesome pair of hooters !
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26-02-2008, 09:53
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Come on Mav....you know we need pictorial evidence !!!  Come to think of it "Chinese" and "Hooters".....unusual in the same sentence
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