A puritan and a jehovah's witness sitting together on a flight from Mallorca to main land...
Cabin attendant: Would you like something to drink?
The puritan: A martini would be fine, thank you.
The Jehovah's witnes: I would rather be kidnaped and raped by 20 whóres before I allow a single drop of alcohol touch my lips...
The puritan: Me too!!! I didn't know I could choose that...
