An Ole One [mite Be Posted Before]

[IRISH JONNY]

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as
a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after
her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The
same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On
the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10
lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go
for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program "Are
you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next
day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week.

[faultytowers]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

The next
day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge
muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week.

So , how much weight did you lose IJ .............or did he catch you !!!!

[LivinLOS]

I said it wasnt just IJ on the slim fast..

[Mav]

Sounds like a Hash run to me !

[MrDK]

Originally Posted by Mav

Sounds like a Hash run to me !

I think not.
In a hash "run" like this no weight would have been lost on either program.

.... if on the other hand it had it been me, both I and the 3rd representative would have turned into ghee.

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by faultytowers

So , how much weight did you lose IJ .............or did he catch you !!!!

I LEFT HIM CATCH ME.......55555555555..................IJ

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

I LEFT HIM CATCH ME.......55555555555..................IJ

Tsk! Tsk! Gone over to the dark side! Alas, Jonny, we thought we knew ya....