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Old 26-06-2008, 04:34
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A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. She's a free spirit and loves to have a good time, damn the consequences. As she sips her drink, she decides that she will have a man in her appartment to please her sexually this evening. She scans the bar and finds an acceptable candidate sipping a scotch. She approaches him confidently and introduces herself:

"Hi there, stranger, my name is Carmen."

"Hello Carmen. That's a pretty name."

"Yes it is, it reflects what I love in life."

"Oh? And what would that be?"

"Cars and Men. What about you? What's your name?"

"B.J. Titsengolf."
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Looks like Pablo's knee is better, and he is back hitting the bars !
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