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Passions
A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. She's a free spirit and loves to have a good time, damn the consequences. As she sips her drink, she decides that she will have a man in her appartment to please her sexually this evening. She scans the bar and finds an acceptable candidate sipping a scotch. She approaches him confidently and introduces herself:
"Hi there, stranger, my name is Carmen."
"Hello Carmen. That's a pretty name."
"Yes it is, it reflects what I love in life."
"Oh? And what would that be?"
"Cars and Men. What about you? What's your name?"
"B.J. Titsengolf."
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Non illegitimi carborundum est. - Don't let the bastards grind you down.
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