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[marc26]

doesnt that mean the same thing http://netmemes.org/a/kissme.jpegg?

[sting]

Originally Posted by marc26

doesnt that mean the same thing http://netmemes.org/a/kissme.jpegg?

mayby. http://netmemes.org/a/kissme

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by sting

mayby. http://netmemes.org/a/kissme

CORRECT A S USUALL STING......................

[IRISH JONNY]

A man responds to a health club advert offering a half hour weight loss session for £5.


He checks in and is told to get changed and go into the treatment room.

The treatment room is oblong with a table in the middle the full length of the room. A door in the opposite end opens and in comes a fabulous girl in a leotard.

“If you can catch me you can have it,” she says.

After half an hour chasing her without success, she ducks out of the door and locks it behind her.

He goes back into the changing room and finds he’s lost half a stone.

On his way out he books for a full hour session next week and is determined next time he will catch her.

Next week comes and he is into the treatment room in a flash and waiting for her to appear.

The door opens and in comes a huge butch guy dressed in tight leather who says in an effeminate voice: "If I catch you you’re not half going to get it."

He lost a full stone

[IRISH JONNY]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a fascist.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a nut. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired