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Plane crash

There are three women sitting in a airplane.A super rich chick, a topstunner and and a black woman. When al the sudden the captain`s voice comes over the intercom. Hello ladys and gentlemen this your captain speaking I`m sorry to tell you but we seem to have some problems and we are going to crash. All of the sudden the rich chick starts putting on her jewels and lays all her money besides her. the two other ladies look in disbelief and ask what`s that for. the rich chick replies when we crash they come to look for me first cause I`m superrich. they wouldn`t leave me out there dying with all my money and jewels. The superstunner starts to make her face up puts perfum on her painting her nails and al the other beauty things you can imagine. Again the two others look and ask why she does that for. So she says when we crash they surely rescue me as the firstone cause I`m so gorgious. A healthy men would`t dare to let me die out there when I`m that goodlooking. For minutes nothing happens and the rich and superstunner women ask the black lady why she doesn`t do nothing. She replys quite amused and say to the other two ladies you forgot that they always look for the black box first.
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