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Coma
A woman lies in a hospital in a coma and has been there for months
A nurse giving her a bed bath notices a faint response when she touches her private parts.She calls a collegue for a second opinion and sure enough there is a response.
They call in the husband and explain that a little oral sex might help to wake her. He reluctantly goes into the room.A few minutes later they hear the monitor flatline.
"What happened?" they cried.
"Dunno " he replied, "maybe she choked.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Granddad
Not screaming in fear like his passengers
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