Batty

[Coolhand]

Dave the vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some
sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started
hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him
get some sleep. However, they persisted until he finally gave in. "Okay,
follow me," he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a
forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled
around him. "Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!" all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

"GOOD," shouted the bat, "BECAUSE I F**KIN DIDN'T."