Some product warning labels....

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A label on a baby stroller warns: "Remove child before folding"

A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: "Harmful if swallowed"

A household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they are being worn"

A label on a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while sleeping"

A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product."

A smoke detector warns: "Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire."

A massage chair warns: "DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving."

A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place"

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks"

A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use "while sleeping or unconscious"

A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: "Do not use as a ladder."

A cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner"

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use"

A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate eyes"

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

A snowblower warns: "Do not use snowthrower on roof."

A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: "Caution - Risk of Fire"

A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity".