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Old 25-01-2005, 01:44
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IQ test

http://web.tickle.com/tests/uiq/inde...?sid=&supp=&z=

Just popped up in a window so decided to give it a go and see if I'm really that stupid
You have to reg at end to get your results but it is free and no real hassle.
Think I was too quick first time around so might give it another go when I've got more time on my hands.

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Congratulations, Junk!
Your IQ score is 129

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results.

Yeah right...after breezing through that I feel like I've just climbed down off a tree, not to mention "having the natural fluency of a writer and the "say what" strengths of an artist"
What really bugs me tho is that they know more about me and won't tell me, what dark secrets might that be ? Shut up Mike, it ain't that
Guess a score of 129 aint that bad if I'd only take them serious Not Mensa material but from what I hear LBFM's is slim pickings there so I'm not interested hehe
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Old 25-01-2005, 02:09
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Did the inkblot test as well

Makes me wonder if they aren't spot on after all...


"Junk, your subconscious mind is driven most by Sexuality

The world is a sexy place for you — your erotic self leads the way. Whether this is because you're presently in a great physical relationship or simply want one, you are much more aware of the sexual undertones in situations than most people.

This heightened focus, coupled with your vivid imagination, can make you more likely to have original — at times risqué — interpretations of things that other people might see as innocuous.

Your subconscious is telling you that you are very much alive, and have a great deal of passion to bring to life."


Now that seem fairly accurate, but we all see a pu**y in a ink dot right?
Or am I a very sick man? A retorical question which does not warrant any response from present board members..
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I fluked 144 but then again I did lie and state my age was 7 hehehehehe. That probably means I got two questions right

If anyone is considering having a go of the test, do, coz I thought it was good fun
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I got 127 I done one of these tests about a year ago and only scored 125, So im up 2 points Pity its all a load of rubbish

But here is what they about my test anyway...

Your intellectual type is visual mathematician, This means you are gifted in spotting patterns - both in pictures and in numbers, These talents combined with your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture, Which is why people trust your instincts and look to you for direction - especially in the workplace, And thats just some of what we know about you from the test results.

All I can say is I wish
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122 for me .I rushed it a bit as I thought there was a time limit but thats no excuse.I'm a thick fcuker
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122 for me .I rushed it a bit as I thought there was a time limit but thats no excuse.I'm a thick fcuker

Dont worry dawsey the average person only is only 97 So count yourself lucky
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"Michael your IQ score is 136

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills — which puts you in the same class as brainiacs like Bill Gates. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results."


Fun to do, but total bollocks. Example 'Remarkable vocabulary and math skills'. - well, I lose count of how many times I say 'fcuk' or 'cnut' in a day, so my vocabulary isnt great and I lose count
As for unique collection of facts and figures, well, all that says to me is I am a boring bastard who people will hide from when I walk into the pub ......

Actually, its pretty accurate this test !
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Congratulations, Peter!
Your IQ score is 126
This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results.



Euhm yeah wright that`s nothing like me at all.
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