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A man reads in a magazine taht you can extend the deed by masturbating b4 the deed. The same day he decides to give it a shot after his work. But the problem is were will he do it. On the toilet: to much people walking in and out.
Behind his desk: too risky. At the park: too much kids playing there. On the way home that evening he thinks he found a solution: at a parkingplace near the road, go lying under his car and pretending to check his car. So after a while he sees a parkingspot and pulls over. Crawls under the car closes his eyes and thinks about his wife and start to jerk himself off. Just b4 he`s to explode he feels someone pulling on his leg. So short for the eruption he decides to keep his eyes closed and continues. Again someone is pulling his leg. He keeps on tossing himself off with his eyes closed and asks "who`s there" It`s the police sir what are you doing. I`m checking my rearaxle I think it`s broken the guy replies in panic. Ah OK then the policeman says. When you finished with that can you check your handbrake also cause your car is parked a few yards out against a lamppost.