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Old 28-01-2005, 04:11
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Lottery

A young beautifull woman comes home late at night from work and she shows her husband a brandnew pearl ring. Look honey how nice. My boss and I play the lottery and today we won a nice amount. So my boss went out to buy me this ring.
Two weeks later she comes home again all shiny and happy and shows her husband an expensive furcoat. Honey we won again a grand price so he bought me this coat.
Cause she is tired she asks her husband if he can fill up the bath.
The husband goes to the bathroom and few minutes later he calls her "Darling your bath is ready"
the women comes down walks in the bathroom and surprised she says "but honey you only filled the bottom of the bath a little bit".
"But offcourse darling" says the husband "I don`t want you to make your lotteryticket wet".
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like it will forward on too a few friends !
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