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Old 16-02-2005, 16:19
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where is that hospital?

A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A
young nurse appears to wash his hands and feet.
"Nurse...",he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
your hands and feet." He struggles again and asks the nurse again: "are my
testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one
hand and his testicles in the other, takes a close look and says
"there's nothing wrong with them....."
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was very nice
what you just did......but please........ for the last time......
Are-my-test-results-back ! ! ?"
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A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A
young nurse appears to wash his hands and feet.
"Nurse...",he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to wash
your hands and feet." He struggles again and asks the nurse again: "are my
testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one
hand and his testicles in the other, takes a close look and says
"there's nothing wrong with them....."
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was very nice
what you just did......but please........ for the last time......
Are-my-test-results-back ! ! ?"

Hehe great one
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