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IRISH JONNY · #1 12-03-2005, 22:12

A COLLEGE professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation....powerful tool.

IJ

river · #2 13-03-2005, 15:25

All the bg's in the class wrote.

A woman with a man, is without nothing!

LivinLOS · #3 13-03-2005, 16:39

Punctuation is the difference between helping your mate Jack, off a horse.. and helping your mate jack off a horse..

junkhouse · #4 14-03-2005, 10:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by LivinLOS

Punctuation is the difference between helping your mate Jack, off a horse.. and helping your mate jack off a horse..

Same same, but different

IRISH JONNY · #5 23-04-2005, 23:49

A LITTLE guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver, "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I
discovered my wallet was still in the cab.

"I got in the house and discovered my wife had left me for my best friend. And then you show up and drink the poison

JayBee · #6 24-04-2005, 12:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by IRISH JONNY

A LITTLE guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an
hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.

The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver, "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I
can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.

"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I
discovered my wallet was still in the cab.

"I got in the house and discovered my wife had left me for my best friend. And then you show up and drink the poison

Very funny!! 555555555555555 Good jokes!

You funny man! Hansum, too!