Widdle Wabbits

[Hep]

Old one but still funny :P

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his
knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle
white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like
that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on
her knees, leans forward and says, in a quiet voice,
I don't think my python weally gives a thit."