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13-04-2005, 14:16
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Bloodninja chatting
Chatlogs from a guy that calls himself Bloodninja.
---------------- bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? ------------------- bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something 
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13-04-2005, 19:51
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Let me guess.. Baiting.org ???
heres one from BKKChat.. ----------------------------- >> HornyGuy has joined room #bangkokchat ThaiGirl> Hello ka HornyGuy> Hi ThaiGirl> i from Thailand HornyGuy> I know that, stupid ThaiGirl> sorry honey :-( ThaiGirl> u want talk with me? HornyGuy> Why should I? ThaiGirl> forget it mai pen rai HornyGuy> Hey wait a minute ThaiGirl> what? HornyGuy> Sorry I’m just a bit paranoid. ThaiGirl> ??? HornyGuy> I ’think too much’ ThaiGirl> why honey? HornyGuy> I’m hiding from the cops HornyGuy> The boys in brown ThaiGirl> LOL HornyGuy> Don’t ****ing laugh at me HornyGuy> It’s no joke ThaiGirl> what u do? HornyGuy> You don’t want to know ThaiGirl> i do ThaiGirl> pleeeeeease honey na na na ;-) HornyGuy> I ****ed an elephant HornyGuy> Hello? ThaiGirl> u crazy guy baa HornyGuy> Send me your photo ThaiGirl> why? HornyGuy> So I know you aren’t a cop ThaiGirl> i no cop HornyGuy> Then send me your photo HornyGuy> Hello? ThaiGirl> i no want send u i no beautiful HornyGuy> Most cops aren’t ThaiGirl> I NO COP!!! HornyGuy> Then send me your photo HornyGuy> Hurry up ThaiGirl> i no want send HornyGuy> **** you, cop ThaiGirl> I NO COP U CRAZY GUY!!! HornyGuy> Then send it ThaiGirl> ok what u email? HornyGuy> Just send it here ThaiGirl> ok *PIC* Thaigirl> u get? HornyGuy> Just a second Thaigirl> my friend take it last year ThaiGirl> i lose my kilo now HornyGuy> I hope so ThaiGirl> ?!?!?! ThaiGirl> why u speak bad? HornyGuy> Did I hurt your feelings? ThaiGirl> yes ThaiGirl> i no lose kilo too much HornyGuy> Will you feel better if you see mine? ThaiGirl> yes HornyGuy> Hang on HornyGuy> Here it is *PIC* ThaiGirl> this no u!!! HornyGuy> Yes it is ThaiGirl> profile pic no same same HornyGuy> The profile photo is a fake HornyGuy> I use it to fool the cops ThaiGirl> u baby face guy HornyGuy> You’re so fat you need an aerial photo ThaiGirl> go **** yourself HornyGuy> I was going to until I saw your photo HornyGuy> I’ll never get a hard-on again ThaiGirl> why u speak bad too much? ThaiGirl> i no should send photo before ThaiGirl> why u hurt me? HornyGuy> So you think baby-face doesn’t hurt me? ThaiGirl> i think u lie HornyGuy> I think you have your own ZIP code ThaiGirl> u bad guy jai rai ThaiGirl> people joking me all my life HornyGuy> Ok, I’m sorry ThaiGirl> u no sorry HornyGuy> You’re right, I’m not HornyGuy> HAARRRRR! ThaiGirl> u boring now HornyGuy> Aww, I’m sorry ThaiGirl> i put u on ignore HornyGuy> Wait a second HornyGuy> We got off on the wrong foot HornyGuy> Wanna start over? ThaiGirl> no HornyGuy> I’ll eat your pussy ThaiGirl> ??? HornyGuy> You heard me HornyGuy> I said I’d eat your pussy ThaiGirl> but u little brother no hard HornyGuy> Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy? ThaiGirl> i want u horny HornyGuy> Well I’m not like most guys HornyGuy> I get turned-on in other ways ThaiGirl> ??? HornyGuy> Do you really want to know? HornyGuy> You have to tell me yes or no ThaiGirl> i no sure HornyGuy> Why? ThaiGirl> because HornyGuy> Because why? ThaiGirl> u boom boom elephant ThaiGirl> u say i fat ThaiGirl> now u want eat my pussy ThaiGirl> u strange na? HornyGuy> No ThaiGirl> i think u strange guy HornyGuy> Fine HornyGuy> I won’t do it then ThaiGirl> i no say that HornyGuy> So is that a yes? ThaiGirl> i think so HornyGuy> Ok HornyGuy> I need your help getting excited though HornyGuy> Are you willing? ThaiGirl> what u want me do? HornyGuy> I need you to talk like a pirate ThaiGirl> ??? HornyGuy> That’s a ’jon sala’ to you HornyGuy> When I start to go limp... you say HARRRR!!! HornyGuy> Ok? HornyGuy> Hello? ThaiGirl> u no serious! HornyGuy> Oh yes I am HornyGuy> It’s my fantasy ThaiGirl> u crazy guy jing jing!!! HornyGuy> Do you want it or not? ThaiGirl> i want HornyGuy> Then you’ll do it for me? ThaiGirl> ka HornyGuy> Ok here we go HornyGuy> I gently remove your panties HornyGuy> and I begin to massage your thighs HornyGuy> You’re getting really juicy thinking about HornyGuy> my tounge brushing up against them HornyGuy> I softly begin to touch your wet pussy HornyGuy> I run my tounge down your smooth slit ThaiGirl> mmmm yeah HornyGuy> Uh oh... going limp ThaiGirl> Har HornyGuy> You have to do better than that HornyGuy> Your photo was really bad ThaiGirl> HARRRRRRRRRRRR HornyGuy> Ahh much better HornyGuy> Your pussy moistens with every stroke HornyGuy> I softly suck on your clit HornyGuy> bringing it in and out of my mouth HornyGuy> Your juices run down my chin HornyGuy> Your scent fills my nose HornyGuy> I feel empowered by your femininity ThaiGirl> mmmmmm u good HornyGuy> I feel your thighs tighten as I suck HornyGuy> Going limp ThaiGirl> HARRRRRRR HornyGuy> Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks HornyGuy> You begin to sway back and forth HornyGuy> Going limp ThaiGirl> this stupid HornyGuy> ...still limp HornyGuy> Do it! ThaiGirl> HARRRRRRRRRRRRR HornyGuy> I turn you around to lick your arsehole HornyGuy> and pry apart your massive butt-cheeks HornyGuy> I see the hair around your arsehole HornyGuy> covered in shit-nuggets ThaiGirl> WTF?!?!?! HornyGuy> They stink really bad ThaiGirl> OMG STOP!!! HornyGuy> I get fed up with your ugly fat butt HornyGuy> I tear off your wooden peg-leg HornyGuy> and ram it up your ****! ThaiGirl> U ****ING PYSCHO!!! HornyGuy> Then I pour hot caramel over your head HornyGuy> and turn you into a ****ing toffee-apple HornyGuy> You like it, you little Thai pirate slut! ThaiGirl> **** U ASSHOLE!!! HornyGuy> I kick you in the face HornyGuy> Your parrot flys away HornyGuy> ...going limp again HornyGuy> Hello? HornyGuy> Say it! >> ThaiGirl has left room #bangkokchat HornyGuy> HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Men have only 2 emotional states, hungry and horny.. So ladies, if you see me without an erection, make me a sandwich.
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