A lesson learned.

[six_fifteen]

A young Italian boy receives a handgun from his father for his sixteenth birthday and is a little surprised.
The next day at school he trades it with another boy for a gold watch.

That night at the diner table he is wearing the watch all proud and his father notices and says

“Hey Luigi, Where for you get that watch?

Luigi replies...Well dad Remember the gun you gave me? I traded it for this watch.
I figured it was a little more practical for someone my age.

Well Luigi's father stands up, bangs his hands on the table and screams.

Luigi you stupid son a ma bittch.

Twenty years from now, your going to come home from work,
find your wife in bed with another man and what are you going to do?

Ask him how long is he gonna be?

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by six_fifteen

A young Italian boy receives a handgun from his father for his sixteenth birthday and is a little surprised.
The next day at school he trades it with another boy for a gold watch.

That night at the diner table he is wearing the watch all proud and his father notices and says

“Hey Luigi, Where for you get that watch?

Luigi replies...Well dad Remember the gun you gave me? I traded it for this watch.
I figured it was a little more practical for someone my age.

Well Luigi's father stands up, bangs his hands on the table and screams.

Luigi you stupid son a ma bittch.

Twenty years from now, your going to come home from work,
find your wife in bed with another man and what are you going to do?

Ask him how long is he gonna be?

Good one, 6:15. Keep 'em comin'!

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