Phuket Thailand

six_fifteen · #1 07-05-2005, 18:39

A man owns a very slow piano bar and one day decides to find out
why his bar is so slow but a dump down the street is always packed.
He ventures down one day and walks in to hear the most beautiful
ballad he has ever heard.
He walks over to the piano player and says, buddy,thats the most beautiful song I have ever heard.
What is it called?
The piano player replies, I call that song, I want to have sex up your
ass and *** on your back.

The bar owner taken back says O.K., it sure is beautiful and sits
down for a drink.

A couple minutes later he begins to play another song and this
one brings tears to his eyes.
When that song is over he approaches the piano player and says,
That song is incredible,
what is it called? The piano player replies, That ones called,
I love when my balls bang off your chin.
The bar owner chuckles and says, whatever, you are one talented
man and you must come work for me!
I will double your pay and make you a small partner.

The piano player says he will think about and heads to his dressing
room for a 15 minute break and on the way a gorgeous women
approaches him and says. Sir you made me so wet with your music
and I want you. He takes her to his room and has wild sex. Shortly
after there is a knock on his door
telling him he is late for his second set. He panics jumps up, throws
his pants on and heads over to the piano but forgets to do
up his zipper. The bar owner notices and gets up to warn
him and says,
Hey buddy, do you know your dicks hanging out and you
got *** all over your pants?

The piano player replies,

Do I know it? I WROTE IT!

steve w · #2 08-05-2005, 18:46

like it!!!!!! 555555555555

JayBee · #3 10-05-2005, 13:48

Got a good belly laugh out of that one! Very good, 6:15.

By the way, are you AM or PM!

Inquring minds want to know!

six_fifteen · #4 10-05-2005, 17:23

JB
Sorry, I'm not sure what you mean by am or pm. Are you refering to when I go online?
If so then it is AM. One thing for sure is that I do own an aquarium!

( refrence to a former joke)

regards,

Six

six_fifteen · #5 10-05-2005, 21:04

Upon further thinking if it is ass man or pussy man the later is correct.

six