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Old 10-05-2005, 18:01
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Luigi gets a tuxedo

Luigi's father takes him to the local tuxedo shop for an upcoming wedding.

He walks into the store and begins to say to the shop owner.
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Hello, I'm a nice man, I have a beautiful wife, I four lovely children
and I have Luigi here with the fat Fcuking head. Smack, Smack,Smack
across his head.

I want you to put on a tuxedo on this boy with the fat Fcuking head.
Smack, Smack,Smack

So Luigi is standing in front of the mirror with his tuxedo and his father says.

Thats nota to bad but I want you to put a nice frilly cumber bun and a
bow tie on Luigi here with the fat Fcuking head. Smack, Smack,Smack

Again Luigi is standing in front of the mirror all dressed up and his father says.

Thats still nota to bad but I want you to see if you can find a nice big
top hat that will fit this fat Fcuking head. Smack, Smack,Smack

Well the store owner has seen enough. He say's sir, this seems like a perfectly nice child.
Why do you keep beating him?

Luigi's father say's.

Like I tell you when I walk in the door I'm a nice a man, I have a beautiful wife,
I have four lovely children. My wife has skin of silk, a beautiful face,
nice big firm breasts. My wife has a dynamite figure.

She had a nice tight pussy until Luigi come with that fat Fcuking head. Smack, Smack,Smack
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