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11-05-2005, 13:39
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A....laugh
MAN walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find, that is a sheep." Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
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11-05-2005, 13:41
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A BLONDE began a job as an primary school counsellor and she was eager to help.
One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered: "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said: "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked: "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie
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11-05-2005, 13:42
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A BLONDE, wanting to earn some money, decided to canvass a wealthy neighbourhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said: "How about 50 pounds?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband. "Does she realise that the porch goes all the way around the house?" she asked. The man replied: "She should, she was standing on it." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "And I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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11-05-2005, 17:39
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CORRECT.........BUT GETTING A SMALL BIT BUSY...........IJ
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14-05-2005, 08:53
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Have you ever heard of Henny Youngman? I think maybe you are his reincarnation!
 Keep 'em comin' IJ! Don't stop now!  BTW Do you know any jokes where the punchline is "Take my wife....Puh-leez!" 
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