National differences

[Hep]

Just got this one sent to me - was originally in Danish so I translated it to English.. Kinda makes you think

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On a group of beautiful uninhabited islands in the middle of the Pacific the following people have stranded due to a shipwreck.

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman.
2 French men and 1 French woman.
2 German men and 1 French woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
2 Danish men and 1 Danish woman

One month later on the same beautiful island in the middle of the pacific the situation has evolved as follows:

One Italian man has killed the other man in order to get the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman is living happily together in a threesome.

The two German men have compiled a clear-cut weekly schedule for alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking them dinner.

The two English men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men first looked at the endless sea for a long period of time – the looked at the Bulgarian woman for a long period of time and then started swimming.

The two Japanese men faxed a situation report to Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men opened up a 7-11, a Chinese restaurant and a drycleaner and impregnated the Chinese woman in order to get additional manpower to work in their businesses.

The two Irish men divided their island up in North and South and started a distillery. They can’t remember if they had sex with the Irish woman because it all got a little vague after the first couple of liters of coconut whiskey were finished. However they are happy and content because at least the English men are not having fun.

The two Danish men are seriously considering suicide because the Danish woman is constantly complaining about her figure, thinking about the true nature of feminism, telling the men why she can do everything just as good as she can, points out why it is necessary to appreciate her and divide the domestic task equally, complaining on how sand and palm trees makes her look fat and constantly babbles about how her last boyfriend treated her much better than they do. The only encouragement they have is that the taxes are lower and the weather is better.

[steve w]

ILMAO!!!!

[Allybabba22]

Its so true..555.. You would need a few drinks into you before fu*king a Irish bird

[mars]

Then an American turned up within a week claimed to have fu*ked all the women and started a war.

[steve@thaib]

Soon, a dripping wet grinning Welshman with a sheep under each arm staggers ashore and says 'orgy anyone'....

[seafox]

who's in the war with the American?

The greeks are too busy with each other, the french are running away, the danes are neutral, the english are our allies, the japanese learned their lesson in WW II, the irish and the germans are too drunk, the chinese guys are too busy keeping the 7-11 open 24 hours a day, and the bulgarians are not sure if they are liberals or a conservatives now that they are no longer communists, as they swim off to the horizon.

And why would the american f**k the irish and english broads, everyone says that the reason that they go to Thailand is to get away from them.

[steve@thaib]

You forgot the Italians, who may well sneak up while you are not looking and pretend to be your friend...

[steve@thaib]

And just on the subject of English and Irish girls, we are pissed off with them, but we are not rushing off to Florida in order to compete in the U.S.A.s 'acres of flesh' culture. Yours are as bad as ours dude!

[seafox]

hi steve,

I live in California and they might be even worse here than in Florida. Unless of course I was a producer, professional athlete, movie star, or a trust fund baby. Nothing wrong with the acres of flesh culture if you have lots of money but it is pretty superficial.

Unluckily I have to work for a living so no luck there.

Sorry about forgetting about the Italians but everybody else has since WW II anyway.

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by mars

Then an American turned up within a week claimed to have fu*ked all the women and started a war.

That was me. I'm writing a novel about it!

[river]

Nice post Hep, you can have our women I'm off to LOS with the Bulgarians.

[Chiggerz]

What would 2 thai men and 1 thai woman do??

i guess the 2 thai emn would drink Johnny walker whiskey, and send the thai girl out to **** all the men and get a monthly payment from everyone.. soon enough the thai men become richer than everyone else (apart from the chinese)

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by allybabba22

Its so true..555.. You would need a few drinks into you before fu*king a Irish bird

A FEW..........YOU WOULD HAVE TO GET SUPER MAOW !!!!!!!!

[IRISH JONNY]

Originally Posted by JayBee

That was me. I'm writing a novel about it!

NOW THAT WOULD MAKE INTERESTING READING
IJ