Going hunting

[six_fifteen]

An old man sitting on his porch one day notices a young boy walking down the
street. The boy is throwing something up in the air. The old man says, Son, what
you got there? The boy replies, duct tape. The old man says, what are you going
to do with it? The boy replies, catch me some ducks. The old man says, you don't catch
ducks with duct tape. The boy says, o.k. Sir, whatever. Around 1 hr later the boy
is walking down the street with the tape rolled out and 12 ducks stuck to it. The
old man sitting on the porch just shaking his head.

The next day.

The young boy is walking down the street carrying some mesh. The old man says, Son, what
you got there? The boy replies, chicken wire. The old man says, what are you going
to do with it? The boy replies, catch me some chickens. The old man says, you don't catch
chickens with chicken wire. The boy says, o.k. Sir, whatever. Around 1 hr later the boy
is walking down the street with the wire rolled out and 10 chickens stuck to it. The
old man sitting on the porch just shaking his head.

The next day

The young boy is walking down the street carrying two sticks with pom poms on them
. The old man says, Son, what you got there?
The boy replies, pussy willows.
The old man says,
Hold on a minute son,let me grab my hat!

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by six_fifteen

An old man sitting on his porch one day notices a young boy walking down the
street. The boy is throwing something up in the air. The old man says, Son, what
you got there? The boy replies, duct tape. The old man says, what are you going
to do with it? The boy replies, catch me some ducks. The old man says, you don't catch
ducks with duct tape. The boy says, o.k. Sir, whatever. Around 1 hr later the boy
is walking down the street with the tape rolled out and 12 ducks stuck to it. The
old man sitting on the porch just shaking his head.

The next day.

The young boy is walking down the street carrying some mesh. The old man says, Son, what
you got there? The boy replies, chicken wire. The old man says, what are you going
to do with it? The boy replies, catch me some chickens. The old man says, you don't catch
chickens with chicken wire. The boy says, o.k. Sir, whatever. Around 1 hr later the boy
is walking down the street with the wire rolled out and 10 chickens stuck to it. The
old man sitting on the porch just shaking his head.

The next day

The young boy is walking down the street carrying two sticks with pom poms on them
. The old man says, Son, what you got there?
The boy replies, pussy willows.
The old man says,
Hold on a minute son,let me grab my hat!

Nothing like a good joke after a tough day at work!!!! THankS, six!! I needed that!!!!!!

[steve w]

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