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Old 30-05-2005, 21:20
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Virtual HIV test

Do the Quick HIV Test....its fun!!
With the Virtual HIV Test you can calculate your personal HIV Risk.

In the background we have a huge database containing worldwide data about HIV/AIDS and sexual behaviors. With this data and special designed algorithms we calculate your HIV Risk.

Of course, it will never match your HIV risk 100% but it gives you a very good idea how risky your sexlife is.

http://www.virtual-hiv-test.com/quick_hiv_test.aspx
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Old 30-05-2005, 21:37
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One question is "Cunniling (Pussy Lick) WITH protection", I didnt know that was possible?
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Old 30-05-2005, 21:47
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Asssumptions

I think the virtual test makes some assumptions that aren't necessarily true. For example, it seems to indicate that if 1/100 partners has AIDS, then you can have sex with 100 people before catching AIDS. I don't think that's right. Even with an HIV+ girl, a guy might have to have regular sex with her many times before becoming exposed. Not that I'd take the risk, but I think that's the way it works. I wonder what the real odds are?

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Old 30-05-2005, 22:36
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One question is "Cunniling (Pussy Lick) WITH protection", I didnt know that was possible?

I seen that done using cellophane placed over the minge...women should feel the same kind of thing, but for the guy its just like licking a plastic bag or trying to eat a sandwitch with the wrap still on.
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13.6 and I thought that was bad SafeAs your fu*ked And R.I.P Bono..55555..
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Old 31-05-2005, 03:55
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62.5850244926522%

Same result as me - have you been shagging my cast offs?
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Hey, I thought this was the "Jokes and Fun" section. Not very funny!!

I got 11.7% when I tested it for my sex life in LOS. That's a bit scary. If it was really as high as this test indicates, then an awful lot of BMs would be HIV+

When I tested it for my sex life in US, then it was .015% I guess I'm more safe here in America!
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Old 31-05-2005, 12:12
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My result:
Your HIV Risk Change 0.0169475905332193%
You can have sex until you are infected whith HIV 5,901.00 times

I think I havent understand all the questions
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Old 31-05-2005, 22:09
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I must have the lowest score possible (Apart from zero infinity)
0.000207032348804501% risk
I can have sex 483,016 times before I (may) contract HIV
I always knew I was whiter than snow anyway

My result.....http://www.virtual-hiv-test.com/quic...07032348804501

BTW SafeAs had me believing he had taken the real test and was 63% sure he had it. Ba$tard, I was feeling sorry for him too.
Not a joking matter if you did have it though
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I got a less then 0.01

Is this test for real
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Good news I think 0.0006866614048934449% . Only slightly higher than Dawsey ? Jezz I am getting old! 5555
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I must have the lowest score possible (Apart from zero infinity)
0.000207032348804501% risk
I can have sex 483,016 times before I (may) contract HIV
.....remember:
dawsey is 5 year old!!!!
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Ok I racked up 7.3% in LOS if I eliminate Bj's and pussy licking I'm down to fcuk all so according to this test it makes a major difference and if you practice unprotected sex your way up there in the 60-65% bracket.
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