A night at the bar.

[six_fifteen]

A man walks into a bar with a nap sack sits down and orders a beer.

He then opens the nap sack pulls out a tiny piano and a man a foot tall.
He sets them on the bar and he begins to play.
The bartender returns and is amazed at the little guy and asks where did
he find such a prize.
The man replies,he was my first wish from a genie bottle I found.
Fantastic the bartender replies. Do you still have the genie asks the bartender?
Oh yes the man replies and pulls out the bottle from his nap sack.
How does it work he asks?
Well you just rub it and the genie pops out and grants your wish.
Unreal the bartender replies. Can I please try it?
The man says I really don't think its such a good idea.
The bartender just cant resist, grabs it, begins rubbing it and says, oh genie
please give me a million bucks.
Right away the bar door flies open and in fly a million ducks.

Oh my god cries the bartender. What kind of an idiot Genie is this?

The man replies. I told you it was not such a good idea. I think he is hard of hearing.

Do you actually think I asked him for a twelve inch pianist?

[gregor200]

I just can´t guess what rhymes with pianist....

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by gregor200

I just can´t guess what rhymes with pianist....

It doesn't rhyme!!

That story has been told before on this forum. But i still laughed anyhow!! Good one!!