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Old 21-06-2005, 05:33
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Paddy on the plane !

Paddy had got on board his flight to los ! Within 1 hour hour of take off the captain came over the tannoy to annouce that engine number 2 had just failed and it would add 2 hours extra to the journey ! 1 hour further into the flight ! the tannoy went again only for the captain to say that engine number 3 had failed and it would add a further 3 hours to the journey ! (big groan throughout the cabin ) 2 hours later the captain came on again to say that engine number 1 had just failed and it would add a further 4 hours onto the journey .Thats when paddy turned to the bloke sat next to him and said i hope engine number 4 dont pack in or we will be up here all fcuking night


Irishman just come home from work and caught his son snorting a line of coke ! and said to him if i catch you doing that again son i will rub your fcuking nose in it


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