Chuckle Chuckle !

[Talbotman]

Englishman Scotsman And Irishman Were Caught By Indians (native Americans For The Pc Brigade) The Medicine Man Says You Have Desecrated Our Sacred Land You Must Die You Have 1 Last Wish

Englishman Sees The Chiefs 3 Beutiful Daughters Says I Will Have 2 Hours With The Chiefs Oldest Daughter
2 Hours Later Comes Out They Tie Him To A Wagon Wheel Drag Him Through The Desert For 2 Miles Then Scalp Him And Roast Him Alive

Scotsman Says I Will Have 2 Hours With The Chiefs 2nd Daughter
2 Hours Later Same Punishment For The Jock

Medicine Man Says To The Irishman I Suppose You Want To Violate The Youngest Daughter ?

The Irishman Says Not At All Just Give Me 2 Slice Of Bread
The Irishman Then Proceeds To Wa-k Himself Off Into The Bread
Whereby The Chief Raises His Arms And Proclaims

Halt ! White Man Comes In Piece !


Irishman Goes For A Job Interview For A Handyman
Mr Murphy How Long Have You Been Painting And Decorating
Not Me Says Murphy Never Painted Anything In The Whole Of My Life

Then How Long Have You Been Bricklaying Me Says Murphy Sure Your Joking Never Done That Before

Then How Long Have You Been Landscape Gardening Never Ever Ever Says Murphy

Mr Murphy Seems To Me You Cant Really Do Much At All Why Have You Come For An Interview For A Handyman

Murphy Says " Sure But I Just Live 2 Minutes Round The Corner!


An Irishman With A Huge Hump Back Goes Into The Tailors And Says I Am Here To See If You Have A Suit To Fit Me ?
The Shop Manager Says If We Have A Suit In Here To Fit You Some Cunts Getting Sacked !

An Irishman Goes For A Pair Of Shoes Tries Them On And Says Oh They Are Too Tight ! The Assistant Says Try Them With The Tongue Out Wherebys The Irishman Sticks His Tongue Out And Proclaims They Are Still Too Tight !