The Dead Duck

[mars]

Daisy took her not to well duck to the vets.

The vet examined it and pronounced it D.O.D. (dead on arrival)

Daisy contested his decision and explianed it was fine his morning it cant be dead and demanded a second opinion.

So a black labradour dog came into the surgery had a sniff of the duck sat down and shook his head.

This still did not convince daisy.

So then a cat came in jumped on the table had a sniff over the dead duck and also sat down and shook his head.

So daisy was now convinced and asked how much the bill would be.

The vet asked for £210.

£210 Daisy said thats outrages just to tell me the duck is dead.

Well said the vet i would have only charged you £10 but the lab test and the cat scan are £100 each.

[JayBee]

Excellent!!! LOL!!

[barflyrex]

Good one Mars.
Thats a ripper LOL

Rex

[chowthai]

You just reminded me of another duck story..... here goes.

Three ducklings were brought before the disciplinary master of the pond.
The disciplinary master turned to the first duckling and asked,
"What is your name?"
"Duck Sir" he replied.
"Do you know why you are being disciplined?"
Yes Sir, I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond"
Alright! you're suspended from the pond for a week.
He then turns to the second duckling and asks for his name.
Duck, Duck, Sir" came the reply.
"And do you know why you're being disciplined?"
"Yes Sir, I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond"
"Alright then! You're also suspended for a week from the pond!"
He then turns to the thrid duckling and says " you must be
Duck, Duck, Duck!"
"No Sir" came the reply. "I'm bubbles"