the womaniser

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THE WOMANIZER

Top Australian cricketer Shane Warne is known as an inveterate womanizer:

Shane Warne's team mates were perplexed one morning to see Shane walk into the change rooms with a pair of women's panties on his upper-arm.

Somewhat used to Shane's tendencies, they let it go and went about getting ready.

The day wore on; Shane bowled a few overs and the batsman came and went with a puzzled expression on their faces but no one dared ask about the panties.

Finally, Ricky Ponting walked up to Shane between overs and gently whispered to him.

"Er Shane," he said, "We've come to expect many unusual things from you, but we're a bit worried that you seem to be wearing a pair of women's panties on your arm.

Please tell me this doesn't mean more trouble."

"Oh no," Shane grinned. "It's The Patch. I'm trying to quit."