Australian radio

[Sirgezza]

I received this in an e-mail. Could any Australians confirm whether this actually happened.


"Mate Match"

Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is
called "Mate Match". The DJ calls someone at work and asks if they are
married or seriously involved with someone.

If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet
highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the
name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their
partner answers those same three questions correctly they both win the
prize.

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast
if you win. What is your name? First only please."

Contestant: "Brian."

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sarah."

DJ: "Is Sarah at work Brian?"

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Ok, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

DJ: "Question 2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said
that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. 3rd & final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock
this morning?"

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is staying with us
for a couple of weeks....and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at
the time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred
times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his
wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."



3 minutes of commercials follow.



DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touch tones
.....ringing...)

Clerk:: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

Clerk:: "This is she."

DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now,
and I've been talking with Brian."

DJ: "He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers
away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...do you know the rules of 'Mate
Match'?"

Sarah: "No."

DJ: "Good!" Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be
completely honest."

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions Sarah. If
your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off
to the Gold Coast for 5days on us.

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

DJ: "What time?" Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sarah: "12,15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect
his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question
away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Well..."

DJ: Come on Sarah ..... where did you have it?

Sarah: "Up the @rse....."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station
break"

[LivinLOS]

Rotflmao !!!!

[dawsey]

Its a good joke but was originally thought to have been broadcast on US radio quite some years ago.

[Mav]

[quote=gez]I received this in an e-mail. Could any Australians confirm whether this actually happened.
QUOTE]

This one's been doing the rounds for years.......cannot confirm if it originates from Oz though.

[aussie dollar]

dont know if true
but answer is spot on for an aussie blond bimbo

[Mustang]

There was an episode of the Dating Game with Bob Eubanks that had a similar incident.The question was "Name a place you'd like to have sex,where you personally have never had sex before."The husband said "a car" but when the wife is called out she says "oh I don't know...in the @ss?"
Husband's eyes get big and his expression is priceless.You can tell he's very happy with this new information!! Actually saw it on a prime time bloopers show with only one word bleeped.A true classic!

cheers