Jokes Thread!!!

[kcu01cc]

Thought id start a jokes thread to keep everyone amused, do your best everyone there’s a few beers awaiting the joke that gives me a chuckle because work is shit I could do with a laugh.

There’s a man lying on the beach naked
a little girl was passing buy she stops and
stairs at the man and asked “mister what is that?”
the man says “what?” the little girl says that between
your legs the man says “oh that well the thing
that is standing is the bird the two things
on the side are the eggs and the thing around
it is the nest” the man asked her to leave
so he can get some sleep he falls asleep when
he wakes up there are paramedics around him
he asked what happen the paramedic said “you’d better ask
the little girl” the man calls her over
”what the **** happen???” the little girl said “when you went
to sleep I tried to make the bird fly I pulled
and pulled but he got big and spit at me so
I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burnt
the nest!!!!”.

HOPE THAT GAVE U A GIGGLE!!!

[erik1]

I thoucht we had a special forum section for that. Well you are probably a newbie so it will be forgiven

Originally Posted by kcu01cc

Thought id start a jokes thread to keep everyone amused, do your best everyone there’s a few beers awaiting the joke that gives me a chuckle because work is shit I could do with a laugh.

There’s a man lying on the beach naked
a little girl was passing buy she stops and
stairs at the man and asked “mister what is that?”
the man says “what?” the little girl says that between
your legs the man says “oh that well the thing
that is standing is the bird the two things
on the side are the eggs and the thing around
it is the nest” the man asked her to leave
so he can get some sleep he falls asleep when
he wakes up there are paramedics around him
he asked what happen the paramedic said “you’d better ask
the little girl” the man calls her over
”what the **** happen???” the little girl said “when you went
to sleep I tried to make the bird fly I pulled
and pulled but he got big and spit at me so
I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burnt
the nest!!!!”.

HOPE THAT GAVE U A GIGGLE!!!

[LivinLOS]

You might want to use the jokes sub forum to post them in...

[JayBee]

Yes, that was good for a wee tiny giggle!

Perhaps the moderator could move it to the "Jokes" section where it belongs!

Oops!! I see it's been done already! Good job, SteveM. I guess it';s a rare day when you're caught napping!!

[wetwillisreal]

good one !!