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Old 29-07-2005, 01:15
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A nurse's idea

One day a nurse is giving a spongebath to a female patient who unfortunately has been in a coma for several weeks.During the washing,the nurse accidently runs the sponge over the patient's muff and she stirs!Suprised,the nurse once again strokes the lady's vagina,and once again she reacts by moving her body.
Excited,the nurse runs into the hallway where the faithful husband has been waiting every day for some progress.
"sir,I dont mean to get your hopes up,but I've just been spongebathing your wife,and I think theres a chance that oral sex might awaken her from her coma."
"Really?" the husband replies and immediatly disappears into the room.
The nurse waits outside to afford the couple some privacy but several minutes later,an alarm sounds from within the room,and she rushes in to find a flat line on the heart moniter and the husband pulling up his zipper.
"What happened?"the nurse cries out.
"I don't know" the confused husband says .........."I think she choked!"
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