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30-07-2005, 03:03
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Survival of the fittest
One day while he was swimming around with all of his buddies, a little sperm was sadly thinking about the fact that his life was going to end soon. He enjoyed his life and really wanted to make it last so he was constantly trying to find a way to prolong his life. He realised that if he was stronger than all of his friends he might be able to get to the egg first, and then live a much longer life, so he started to work out. He got bigger and bigger until he was the biggest and strongest sperm of all.
Suddenly, while he was working out, he noticed that all of his friends were swimming around and bumping each other excitedly. He immediately realised that this was his chance so he started to push all of the other sperm out of the way so that he could be the first one in the tube. He kept swimming and swimming and pushing and pushing and then he realised that he was ahead of everyone else. He was the first one in the tube and he could feel the pressure building. He climbed the tube as fast as he could and got to the end, looked out, turned around in a panic, and yelled, "GET BACK EVERYONE, IT"S JUST A BJ".
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30-07-2005, 04:25
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The Thai version could have been, "Get back, She's an LB".
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