Nicke the dragong slayer

[Dodger]

Nicke the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for
this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nicke the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold
coins. Without pause, Nicke the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the
scheme. The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching
powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she
bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew
intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this
incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only
a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nicke the
Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King
quickly summoned Nicke the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then
slipped Nicke the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder,
which he quickly put into his mouth, and for four hours, Nick worked
passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The
Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nicke the Dragon Slayer
left satisfied and was touted as a hero. Upon returning to his
chambers, Nicke the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician
demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now
satisfied, Nicke the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less, and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to
the King, shooed him away with no payment made. The next day, Horatio
the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned Nicke the Dragon Slayer.......

[seafox]

heard this joke before but did not know that it was Nicke. Dodger, you might want to change the name of the dragon slayer or you won't get any free black deaths when you go back to LOS in September.