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08-09-2006, 12:13
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Nels must be up in the mountains of NZ!
Anyone else notice that echo? 55555555555 
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#178
08-09-2006, 15:17
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"Not his pic"...yeah, I'm a troll and a lurker! Hey lieutentant (you just earned a demotion!)! Golf shops don't usually have cars parked in showroom! (moron)  I guess, maybe, the only PRO SHOP your familiar with...is Christins??? Enjoy your OLD (used) set....  Pablo (real Captain) Last edited by pablo : 17-02-2007 at 04:20.
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#179
08-09-2006, 15:22
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08-09-2006, 15:27
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I'm sure your right about that. Keep those thoughts, in mind. Best to stick to topics, you are familiar with! Pablo Last edited by pablo : 08-09-2006 at 15:39.
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08-09-2006, 15:44
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08-09-2006, 19:31
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I've got a wooden shafted one with 'Nibble-lick' or something on it!
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#183
18-09-2006, 12:45
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New MTB Course Record
I just realised i havn't posted on here for awhile and after this week thought it best to make a few posts. 6th September We hadn't played for a couple of weeks cos of the dress code incident and rain, which now has figured out we play Thursdays and however sunny it is on Wednesday and Friday, Thursday at approximately 3pm the skies will open, to combat this threat we have decided to have Monday as an alternate day, so for those planning a holiday here make sure you plan indoor activities for Thursdays and also now Mondays. We played a 3 ball today Me, Nicke and Carlee, could be carlee or could be Darlek, anywhichway he is the nice Finnish guy that recently bought Bunny Bar and goes out with Geirs ex with the curly hair, for now we will have to call him carly until I get a handle on his proper name. We had a good game played matchplay format with me giving them both a shot per hole, Carly shot 68 but this was mainly due to a cricket score on the third when he had certain problems with the water, Nicke shot 58 and when giving him a shot per hole it is now getting more and more difficult as he can and does par quite a few holes and just has a few blow outs, luckily I just scraped in with a win on the last to beat him but had to shoot 43 to do it. September 13th Nicke teamed up with Duncan and I played with James, a friend of Olivers, we decided we would give Nicke a shot per hole as james plays off 12, we then added the gross score of the two players in each team to determine the winners per hole, Nicke had a bad day the day before at the shooting range and brought this bad luck with him, ending up scoring 58, James and I gelled fairly well and thought for most of the way round 'We can take these turkeys', wrong Duncan who hadnt played for 4 weeks went into overdrive, they beat us on the 8th at which point Duncs was level par, he drove the ball 320yds on the 9th and that was on the fly, as his ball was still in its divot, he had 175yds to the green and smashed a powerful 5 iron to within 5 feet of the pin, unluckily missed the eagle putt but got the birdie for a 1 under par gross total of 36 which is the new MTB Official course record. So for those people concentrating on all the latest teaching videos, my advice, ignore them all, stop playing for 4 weeks, go out the night before and make sure you consume excess alcohol, sleep in late and then just turn up and do not expect anything good to happen, then guaranteed to shoot level par or better, for those bm's using this technique in the future, please remember to post 500 bahts for the advice to 'The Dodger Golf Academy, Phuket'
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#184
18-09-2006, 17:24
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I used this technique when I played last time back in June. All I can say is that it must only work if you are under 20. Or over 6 foot tall. So I think I need a 500 bahts refund! It will go towards a new shirt to impress you with next time!
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#185
19-09-2006, 06:24
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Bloody Duncs!!!!!!...............55555
Just when I was startin' to get my game together at home......well that's me buggered.....
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19-09-2006, 10:34
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His name is Kari and he bought Bunny Ranch. Not so easy with scandinavian names for native english
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05-10-2006, 14:41
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right dodge, the time has come for the scots to beat your ass, currently looking for flights for my friend to come out with me, and he plays off, em 16, yeah thats right 16, so i am looking forward to the battle
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11-10-2006, 00:10
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10 months and still unbeaten, this is why we English think that we can win world cups and euro championships because we kick butt until the big games come along.
Hope you are both going to bring your kilts and wait a minute!!!! I thought this mate of yours was off 6???? he will be by the time I have sorted the handicaps!!!! "Duncan, yes I know its 12pm, but get those clubs we need to practise!!!!"
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11-10-2006, 03:02
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come on boys....where are the challenges???
no word from Pablo and his new R7's???? no word from Nicke breaking 50 again???? no word from Duncs + Dodger about even having a game.....suspect knee stil givin' ya gyp dodge?? Oh well guess it's up to me to show you a nice little course here in NZ where I like to have a round or 2.........you know.....just to keep the thread alive......55555
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11-10-2006, 03:10
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Kauri Cliffs.....Michael Campbell is the touring pro.....nelson is the featured golfer...........
not a bad view from around there in a few parts....55555 I actually shot an 82 around this course that day (par 72).......er uhm.....no smarty pants comments from the MTB "English team" pleaese
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11-10-2006, 03:33
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That is an aggressive looking shot on the green there Nels
 82 on a par 72 eh? Note to self........... Don't play Nels for money 
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11-10-2006, 03:40
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I have been bad lately, no records to talk about althought I can play pretty well on some holes but my bad holes destroys everything.
Country club 9 holes have been around 62-63 last two weeks, used to be 56-58. But I played Loch Palm with Pablo yesterday, 52 in and 53 out, and same, some holes par and some others lot more. I hope to reach under 50 again soon! Quote:
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11-10-2006, 04:46
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It's a beautiful manicured course Dawsey.....absolutely stunning....and we had it for three days like this with perfect weather......and you can't get better than that.... Well I haven't shot anywhere near as good as a 10 over par since....it was last year.....and my club handicap has blown out from 16 to 19 this year.....just not getting enough golf in.....only about 1 game per month on average this year....... I'd be more concerned by the Dodgey Bros (well father + son) if I were you.......
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11-10-2006, 04:51
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sounds like a pretty reasonable round at Loch palm Nicke........hope you had a good day out with pablee.....time to post your score now Pablo????..... Yeah I find the 9 hole Country Club Course to be about te hardest 9 holes I have evr played anywhere in the world......there is just no hiding from that water.........55555 Perhaps we should play stableford points sometimes.....can even out the bad holes and make you feel better about yourself sometimes....
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11-10-2006, 09:00
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Ok,Ok
As the one bandito that caught our humble Dodger and Dunc on a bad day and is undefeated against them. (they gave me many shots) I have been in discussion with Pablo and we have agreed to avenge our loss in the ryder cup and take it out on you Englishmen. However I think we must meet the night before at MTB to discuss the event over a couple of black deaths. Maybe tommorow?
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11-10-2006, 10:17
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This was singles with us 3 playing each other (MTB Challenge is of course 2 man betterball, country vs country), we obviously made an early mistake by not recalculating shots after your first drive!!!!
About time a serious challenge indeed, El Bandito and Steady Eddy from the ol US of A. Never have to ask an Englishman twice to come out for a few beers, it will cost me brownie points at home but when the mighty USofA comes knocking at your door, how can one decline ol boy!!! If you guys are out tonight, get Pabs to give me a call for when and where, role on Thursday  Done something wrong here when trying to submit reply, it is telling me my message (think it was message) was too short and I got to add 10 inches???? Whats going on it just said it again, well this time I saw something about 10 different characters, didn't say male or females!!! Okay one more try........ [/quote]
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