Holiday so far

[beuk]

A quick update of my holiday so far. Arrived in LOS on saterdaymorning the ninth. The wife came to pick me up at the airport so we could go straight to the family in Ayuthaya. Arrived there at 9 o clock in the morning and the first thing i was offered was Chang beer. For the rest it was waiting for the monks to come out to do the ritual celebrations for my wifes mother. After the celebrations there was offcourse more chang beer and some thai whiskey. At 3 in the afternoon I was totally wasted and went to bed. Thought I could have a good rest but that was just wishfull thinking. 3 hours later they came to wake me up to eat some more and offcourse more beer and whiskey. So finally I ended my first total drunk at around midnight.
Next day got kicked out of the bed at 6 in the morning to go to the market. Bought food and went home to eat (again). This went on for the rest of the day. Mostly eating and drinking that day. I was glad it was 5 in the evening so I could go back to the airport and leave for PATONG.
Arrived in the late evening and went to see a friend first but then headed straight to MTB and introduced myself. I met up with Nicke, Jonas, Ander, and someone who I forgot his name. Had some drinks and offcourse the delightfull fishermansfriend and black death. Next day was back to MTB for some while and then I met up with Captain, Deadbolt and Natasha, Gson, Tim26, Ceegee and son and Kiwi Hitman. I hope I remember everybody who I met if not sorry guys but I have taken pics so later I will recognize and remember them again.
After I stayed at the MTB went to a friends place where it went bollocks. She was already drunk so she just started to strip and got a customer stripping along with her. I knew I had to leave there quickly cause she was already giving lots of shooters and jagermeisters. Left her place and went to see Geespot. Had a nice talk with him and offcourse some beers. I know I will see much more of him in the coming days. After that went to tiger disco had a dance and a couple of more beers.
So far everything was just fine. But then I promised my kids to go out and eat some McDonalds. It became my worst day already in the evening went out and had some waters one beer and that was it for me. I couldnt function well anymore and I wasnt going to do a dawsey in the night. So went home to my bed and puked the night away. Mental note for me never ever agian I wil eat at McDs.
Today the stumach is much better and I am ready to go out again. I think IJ is about to hit town tonight and that is somebody I want to meet IRL. So far my first few days in LOS.

PS
To the people of the chat. If you look at it sometimes in the night lets say midnight thai time i promise to wave at you poor bastards.

[Mav]

BM's beware....do not drink Dutch beer near the Big Bad Belgein Beuk.....he will tell you in no uncertain terms what he thinks of it.