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28-10-2005, 02:28
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Maybe a touchy subject??!!
Just wondered as a newbie how many of you hardened professionals have returned to your room with a nice young lady and realised that there was a little more downstairs than you expected? i.e. a LB! Does it get easier with experience? How have you delt with this situation and how common is it? I mean these guys/girls don't tell you until you find out in your room??!!
Just wondering. Any amusing anecdotes guys?? 
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28-10-2005, 02:41
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28-10-2005, 02:43
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errmmmm no you don't have anecdotes or errrmmmm you don't wanna talk about it?
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28-10-2005, 02:57
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don't be shy Denver. You've never been shy before. Just ask "her" if she is a ladyboy. if she says yes, then you know. If she slaps you, then you know also but you will not be doing anything with her either. Stay out of Safari, Soi Crocodile, front of Soi Eric and Cocktails and Dreams, and then ask Denver for more info on where to avoid.
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28-10-2005, 03:22
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You can tell from a mile away that they are LB, after awhile that is.
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28-10-2005, 06:25
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hi guys this is my first time on this site.i lived in patong for a year or two and a mate of mine came over from the phil's.after a day/night on pi## i left him alone.next day he told me he took a bird back to his room and when she!! took her towel off she still had her meat and two veg.as hed already bunged her/him 500 baht. he made do with a b//w job,which he said was the best hed ever had.
the moral of the story-if it feels ok then do it.
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29-10-2005, 03:12
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My experience spotting LB's
1st trip - you can't tell 2nd trip - you're not sure, but you are being very careful 3rd trip - you're pointing them out to your newbie buddies many trips- can spot them from a mile away (oops! you are now in danger again)
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29-10-2005, 08:04
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Don't get too disappointed when your 'Last turkey in the freezer' seems a lot smaller in one of those big hands!!
Well, it is the Newbies section and that is good advice IMHO!! 
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30-10-2005, 17:07
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Adams apple, hand size, if not sure feet size as a last resort but not always totally accurate but foot size to height guesstimate. I was lucky in the early trips I had some seasoned vets verbally pointing them out to me and then telling me why. Remember it may have also been born a boy but lost the block and tackle. I have been told, yeah the allegedly, they can’t lubricate during sex if they have been chopped and channelled, cut and tucked.
Maybe safer to ask mamasun if in doubt, but quietly. If the girls have kids they are usually very happy to show you their pictures, good luck have fun.
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30-10-2005, 17:13
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You were lucky, my first trip i had Allybabba22 and others pushing them on to me, telling me "of course its a woman" bastards that they are. I think i am more seasoned that you for the upcoming trip now ally, very much looking forward to it.  Simon
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30-10-2005, 17:14
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im pretty good at it steve, even from the start, but i saw one in pattaya, and it was her body, small but wiht curves, that i dont think anyone would know
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30-10-2005, 18:25
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In my opinion why bother, if it is an LB just do it, out of experiance there great ... i won't say better than a BG but in some areas actually they are ... think of it as a pleasent surprise ... can't wait to be back in bangkok this X-Mas, man i can't even concentrate at work ...
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30-10-2005, 18:50
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------------------- smilar story here,, a friend of a friend who will remain nameless was on hols on the island,,first time in thailand!we all met up for the obligitory morning coffee at his hotel on the beach front,,all in a jovial sort of mood,,story telling from the night before,,as you do,,as we were all sipping our coffee,,mr "x" started telling us about the "fun" he had the previous night,,sounded a bit strange to me,,no intercourse took place,,"she" wouldnt let him touch "her" downstairs etc,,,so one of the guys said,,,"it was probably a bloke",,much to our amusement,,!!! this continued for a while where you could see he was getting rather unconfortable with the situation,,as time was passing ,,we agreed to make a move,,so he had to go to the room,,and tell his "gf" to sling her hook,,so as you can imagine we were pissing ourselves incase he came down with an lb,,,5 mins later he showed up,,,the look on everyones face!!!!priceless!,,indeed he had made not a wise choice in the lady department,,(lb it was)but we were good enough to tell him(to his face),,that hes ok,,,its a girl!!!.................we went shopping that night,,,and put a present in his room for the new "gf",,,contents,,,,2 gillette razors,,shaviong foam,,and a copy of fhm,,,strange that ive never heard from him again?
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30-10-2005, 21:56
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Hope the attached diagram helps!
It's a mates picture he sent me by email earlier, why he is sending me these things I have no idea!! 
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30-10-2005, 22:15
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Thanks for that Denver, it will help me on my next trip, i was a bit worried about the photo below, but as you can see she does not have big hands or feet, chin looks normal to me, and she had just swallowed a gob stopper, so that explains the lump in her throat.
Do you recognise this lovely lady??
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30-10-2005, 22:40
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 and where did she get a gob-stopper that late at night (You don't have to answer that one if you don't want to Simon!!)*Not sure who the strange bloke in the pink t-shirt is in this picture or the young lady on the left??
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31-10-2005, 01:54
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Push them on "YOU" now thats a good one..555555..  Thats the thanks I get for trying to protect a poor defenceless "Newbie" See you at Crimbo/New Year buddy, I look forward to you trying to get your own back seeing as our roles are now reversed..55555..
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31-10-2005, 02:52
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"Oh no, its a guy" "Oh well, Ill just let him suck my di@k"
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31-10-2005, 03:25
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"Bugger it" I think to myself, best just go for the BJ then and get this over with 5555555555  
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31-10-2005, 03:42
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Give or receive, lol. "Oh No, Its a guy" "Oh well, come over here mate you might as well pop that thing in my mouth"
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31-10-2005, 03:51
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